What's on ITV ?

Well it would seem the secret is out and no longer am I just talking to my dawg, others have found this quiet little corner where I come for a Mud-out and a ponder. Ah well, become a follower and get regular updates as to what it's like to live with a Land Rover product, run a variety of old shyte and lumber and to try and stay one step ahead of the game when you're not even sure what the game is, let alone the rules.

So, this week so far... hunting was cancelled due to the weather which was a shame. Still looking for a decent hoss. The snow is starting to disappear but behind it is leaving a slimey mess.The diggers and kit are all rolling back out onto various jobs across the country and we have work on in the East Midlands, East Anglia and the South. The economy may be slow, our national credit rating on the verge of being downgraded but there is light at the end of the tunnel. Construction is raising its weary head and things are starting to look up. As for Agriculture, who knows, time will tell. The problem always seems to be when the average guy on the street does okay, farming is in a low and visa-versa.
The Case is in the shed, the Fastrac on the drive and the JD in the yard. I'll be glad when they're out and about with the other plant. The Komatsu dozer needs a new set of chains and bottom rollers and that's not going to be a five minute job so might get someone in to do it. May as well stick some new drive sprocket segments on at the same time.
Got a bill in for the last low-loader move for the dozer and it came to over £400. Everytime I get a bill for a move, everytime I think about getting another low-loader and tractor unit but the cost of having one standing by most of the while isn't worth it and I keep concluding it's better to pay someone who will come and move us at the drop of a hat almost rather than have the hassle of another waggon on the road. Having said that, a double-drive bonetted Scania and 4 axle Goldhofer trailer would be nice.
Then again so would be a Danish lap-dancer bathing in Wherry with a bra made from Egg Pies but the reality is that it's just not practical.
The Egg Pies would just get soggy...

Just had to get a TV licence which was nearly £150 - for what ? 50+ channels of utter shyte, most of which don't even belong to the BBC. "It's due to the unique way that the BBC is funded".
You're telling me.
If some Arse Goblin came up to you and said "I know you don't use public transport but we'd like you to subsidise all those that do" You'd tell them to piss off, well I feel the same about the BBC.
It has absolutely nothing of any worth to offer, well, except that program the other Sunday, Bomber Boys and Family guy on BBC3 and then American dad but apart from that its crap.
And the news and weather, and the David Attenborough stuff and the local news and radio.
But apart from that its tripe.
Anyway, the Bongo and Grot are all on independent channels and that's why I don't like paying the licence fee.
And Antiques Roadshow.... forgot that but apart from that its all old bollox.
And Live at the Apollo.

Elton John invented Brillo Pads.